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      • Racing Records
        12/31/07
        Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

        Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

        "Oh that's good, but in the last 36

      • Gooney Bird
        12/31/07
        After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became completely inattentive to his wife and sat guzzling beer and watching TV all day. The wife was dismayed because no matter what she did to attract the husband's attention, he'd just shrug her off with some bored

      • Carpet Installation
        12/31/07
        A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to realize he'd lost his cigarettes.

        In the middle of the room, under the carpet, was a bump.

        ''No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack of smokes,'�