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      • Cats Are Similar To Teenagers
        03/20/08
        1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name.

        2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot.

        3. You rarely see a cat walking outsi

      • Meeting Up With A Lion
        03/20/08
        "I came face to face with a lion once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a gun."

        "What did you do?"

        "What could I do? First, I tried looking straight into his eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer.

      • Esso Gas Station
        03/14/08
        There was a crowd of bees flying around one day. These bees were most peculiar. They were powered by gasoline, rather than the allergenic goodies that bees usually eat. As the crowd flew along, periodically a bee or two would start to sputter; it would fly down to a gas station, drink up the gas spi

      • Talking Centipede
        03/12/08
        A man decides that he wants a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet. He walks into the pet store and goes up to the service assistant. "Excuse me, I want a pet, but not just any pet, a really unusual pet".

        The service assistant says "I have just the thing for you,

      • Two Roaches
        03/06/08
        Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

        "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it&

      • Odd Funeral
        03/03/08
        A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a pit bull dog on a leash. Beh

      • You Are A Dog Person If #3
        03/02/08
        Every time you read the name Bob, you think the guy's first name is Best of Breed.

        Your house isn't carpeted - the fuzzy furballs under your feet are soft enough .

        Your hungry hubby comes home from work, lifts the cover of the pan on the stove and says, "Is this

      • You Are A Dog Person If #2
        03/01/08
        Your dog is getting old and arthritic, so you go buy lumber and build her a small staircase so she can climb onto the bed by herself.

        You match your furniture/carpet/clothes to your dog.

        You lecture people on responsible dog ownership every chance you get.

        You kee

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