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    • May
      • Two Horses
        05/05/09
        A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"

        The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff,sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up

      • A turkey was talking to a bull
        05/05/09
        A turkey was talking to a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey. "But I just haven't got the energy."

        "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with

      • Where were you?
        05/05/09
        Once upon a time there was a stork family, daddy stork, mommy stork and baby stork.

        One evening daddy stork didn't show up for dinner. Mommy stork and baby stork waited up for him but he didn't come home at all that night.

        When daddy stork finally came home the next d

      • Talking Dog
        05/05/09
        A man sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."

        He knocks on the door and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

        The guy goes into the backyard and sees a mutt just sitting there.

        "Can you talk?" he asks.

        "Y

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